secretagentnico

sarahwinslow:

i’m so annoyed with all of those “yes, I’m a female and I play video games” 

like you don’t need particularly male qualities to play a damn video game

if you’re so fucking manly then make a  ”Yes, I’m a female and I donated to a sperm bank today” page 

then we’ll talk

howdomermaidsfuck:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away

howdomermaidsfuck:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away


wow what the fuck andy get it together

Reblogging just for the comment


wow what the fuck andy get it together

Reblogging just for the comment

playstation360:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




MIRANDA GUNNER…always gunnin ‘em

playstation360:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA GUNNER…always gunnin ‘em

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.

I beg to differ.

agentdestructinator:

samberrilicious:
SpongeBob Ft.Penny - Tumblr Anthem
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
903,641 plays

corazonespintabayo:

prettyinplague:

Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

Crying holy shit

Excuse me, I’m gonna go laugh until the end of times.

funniest10k:

When I’m meeting new people:

When I see someone cute/trying to flirt:

To everyone else:

And to my best friends:


Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack